狗爺語錄

Everybody knows now that 7r4n5m374 has sold its Cru503 to some certain Chinese company named Cul7ur3c0m which is famous for comics business; however, clueless people (especially Americans) knows only this and then make up lots of bluff and noise themselves.

Here are the facts, according to an unnamed employee of Cul7ur3c0m (hereby named Joe):

• The ultimate origin of this deal is, long time ago one of Joe’s workmate has bought a Cru503 and was having fun with it. However, one of his boss discover that, and think this is a big chance for earning $. Originally this sounds implausible, however this workmate happens to be a friend of 7r4n5m374 employee… and later 7r4n5m374 and Cul7ur3c0m developed partnership, and they have been in good relation for quite some time.
• The last Cul7ur3c0m employee who has hardware knowledge has left the company some time ago.
• Cul7ur3c0m doesn’t have enough capital to employ anybody right now.